Tim Geithner Mowing (Daily Post #2)

May 28, 2009

This is no time to worry. Or so I’ve been told. Because there are people with fancy degrees in places of higher power working diligently to correct it all. Later today I’ll be sending them a picture of my brain with a note that simply says: Fix This.

But that’s not helping now.

I still feel worrisome. Or anxious. You know, like things are not really okay.

To calm myself down I look out the window to see the neighbor mowing. He thinks it’s okay enough to take some time to mow the lawn. I feel a little bit better. Until I realize it’s raining and he shouldn’t be mowing the grass in the rain.

Maybe he’s not okay.
Maybe he’s trying to do whatever he needs to do to be okay.
Maybe he’s onto something.
Maybe I should mow.
Or maybe I should just be okay with mowing.

I’m confused.

And I’m still worried.

I think I really need to see Tim Geithner mowing before I really feel any better about the way things are going on all around me.

Posted by M. Colby | Filed Under blog

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3 Responses to “Tim Geithner Mowing (Daily Post #2)”

lovemei\'maliberal on May 28th, 2009 2:03 pm

2 posts in 1 day? Holy Sheepshit!

You have the time obviously (during rainy weather) to do 2 more things: 1–Open another bar in Montpelier called BROADSIDES to compete with Three Penny Taproom by selling cheap beer you make in the woods with the help of your horses.
and……..2–Announce you’re JOINING the Democratic Party in a bid to fuck them up and get Douglas elected again, who will then also become a Democrat along with Rich Tarrant, thereby proving your one-party point and making Anthony Pollina ‘one of your best friends’ (maybe).

I’d love to see the Peace & Justice ladies picket your bar on grounds of the exploitation of women implied in its name. There will be candlelight Vigils in front of BROADSIDES, allowing me to save money by cutting back on lighter fluid for my cigarettes. And the little old ladies?–”Hey, shit man, are these the BROADS? Let’s go to O’s.”

And don’t forget the tourists. Make T-Shirts. And bring the horses in for rides around town after a few. You’ll be bigger than Jacobs.

Now, go back to your rainy day book: “I’ll Run For President Even After I’m Dead–And Probably Get More Votes” by Ralph Nader.
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