This Explains Everything…
May 20, 2008
Top 10 Excuses for Where I’ve Been
- 10. I just wanted to drive Peter Buknatski crazy.
- 9. I forgot my password.
- 8. I became a Cat Power groupie.
- 7. I was blissfully sidetracked by horse chores.
- 6. My new puppy ate my keyboard.
- 5. I took a job with the Pollina campaign.
- 4. I became exhausted trying to find Vermont Milk Co. products.
- 3. I was trying to find Jerry Lewis so he could begin a telethon for the unpaid Vermont Milk Co. farmers.
- 2. After reading Green Mountain Daily, I realized blogging is a waste of time.
- 1. I just needed a fucking break.
Oh yeah, one more thing: I’m not running for anything. Instead, I’m running FROM politics. Stay tuned.
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Fucker. You ought to run for something. You sound like a politician.
Glad you finally surfaced though–the political balance here was getting ready to spin off its axis. (not that you give a shit)
And if you hadn’t surfaced, I was figuring on writing :All work and no play makes Petey a dull boy” a million times on this site.
redrum
Michael, glad to see you checking in. Don’t listen to Buknatski — anyone who knows you also knows you’ve been horse logging in the woods until mud season, at least. Sorry to hear about the big guy, by the way.
Best to you!
Nate