Dumb-Bunny Bomb

January 25, 2008

farside-dumb-bunny.gif“When did the dumb-bunny bomb first hit U.S.A? How come everybody appreciated it so much?”

– Philip Whalen, Scenes of Life at the Capital

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4 Responses to “Dumb-Bunny Bomb”

  1. NO CAPS? on January 25th, 2008 8:29 pm

    how original, how creative, do not work to hard.

  2. Peter Buknatski on January 26th, 2008 4:29 pm

    Well then, let’s punch this up a tad:

    Love Me–But Not Too Hard–I’m A Liberal

    democrats get their turn now
    so stay bent over and let them in
    it won’t hurt at all cause
    they’re sensitive you know
    not like those big ugly elephants

    the dems will stroke you softly
    and tell you sweet nothings
    all you want to feel and hear
    til you forget that awful war
    and all the things you didn’t do

    o that first ecstasy of penetration
    all the way up into your politics
    it will seem like the earth moved
    with glaciers melting in the heat
    of some third world native paradise

    yes just let go and drift away
    your aching peabrains in a puddle
    a puddleliciousness of bliss
    no more wars or injustices
    in the sweet correctness ever after

    yes it will feel so so good
    but don’t light that goddamn cigarette
    and don’t talk dirty to the lady
    while she’s giving it to you
    even a whorehouse in Texas has rules

    o god sweet jesus mother
    you’ve waited so long and forgotten
    it could be like this–just like the first time
    a power love without shame
    without whips or even handcuffs

    ahhh yes
    do it again

    (and don’t forget, PolitenessMan sehs: ‘When getting fucked, it’s proper etiquette to moan.’)

  3. M. Colby on January 27th, 2008 11:43 am

    “I’m not afraid of you. You’re nothing but an incubus.” — Philip Whalen

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