democrats get their turn now
so stay bent over and let them in
it won’t hurt at all cause
they’re sensitive you know
not like those big ugly elephants
the dems will stroke you softly
and tell you sweet nothings
all you want to feel and hear
til you forget that awful war
and all the things you didn’t do
o that first ecstasy of penetration
all the way up into your politics
it will seem like the earth moved
with glaciers melting in the heat
of some third world native paradise
yes just let go and drift away
your aching peabrains in a puddle
a puddleliciousness of bliss
no more wars or injustices
in the sweet correctness ever after
yes it will feel so so good
but don’t light that goddamn cigarette
and don’t talk dirty to the lady
while she’s giving it to you
even a whorehouse in Texas has rules
o god sweet jesus mother
you’ve waited so long and forgotten
it could be like this–just like the first time
a power love without shame
without whips or even handcuffs
how original, how creative, do not work to hard.
Well then, let’s punch this up a tad:
Love Me–But Not Too Hard–I’m A Liberal
democrats get their turn now
so stay bent over and let them in
it won’t hurt at all cause
they’re sensitive you know
not like those big ugly elephants
the dems will stroke you softly
and tell you sweet nothings
all you want to feel and hear
til you forget that awful war
and all the things you didn’t do
o that first ecstasy of penetration
all the way up into your politics
it will seem like the earth moved
with glaciers melting in the heat
of some third world native paradise
yes just let go and drift away
your aching peabrains in a puddle
a puddleliciousness of bliss
no more wars or injustices
in the sweet correctness ever after
yes it will feel so so good
but don’t light that goddamn cigarette
and don’t talk dirty to the lady
while she’s giving it to you
even a whorehouse in Texas has rules
o god sweet jesus mother
you’ve waited so long and forgotten
it could be like this–just like the first time
a power love without shame
without whips or even handcuffs
ahhh yes
do it again
(and don’t forget, PolitenessMan sehs: ‘When getting fucked, it’s proper etiquette to moan.’)
“I’m not afraid of you. You’re nothing but an incubus.” — Philip Whalen
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