Checklist: Training for the Naked Bike Ride
June 12, 2009
1: Remove clothes.
2: Go outside.
3: Keep dog away from certain parts.
4: Place sweaty ass on leather bike seat.
5: Convince yourself it’s all for a “good cause.”
6: Pay dues to Exhibitionists of America.
7: Call anyone who questions it a “voyeur.”
8: Don’t get caught Googling “ass-blister cream.”
9: Apply newly acquired ass-blister cream.
10: Claim “victory” while hiding your limp.
11: Did someone say, “limp”?
12: Hope for cold weather so the shrinkage can be explained.
13: Practice smiling while leather chafes your ass.
14: Re-apply ass-blister cream.
15: Send photos of your training to friends.
Yep, it looks like Boots is ready for tomorrow’s not-so-big ride:
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What TIME tomorrow?–Who, What, Where, Why, WHEN.
And…get over to GMD more often, cause a guy just came on and accused them of being MARXISTS (Comment–’Patheic’ on Tea Party). I thought it might have been you trying to be funnier than me.
Anyway, now that it has been certified as a MARXIST sight, I’ll need to blame it all on you when Homeland comes for me: “Some of my best friends, Mr. Chairman…I have a list.”
What is Mr. Colby doing with naked pictures of Boots? And how often is he looking at them…
As I sit here in my office on my school computer and wait to see how well WCAX can fuck up our graduation ceremonies I wonder why my filter still allows me to go to this pornagraphic blog site called Broadsides. Just a bunch of old white ass running in the rain. And maybe I am going to call PETA about the dog!
What size are those boots?
If you look at that picture and say “ass blister cream” ten times you don’t need dinner — straight to happy hour. Cheap night.
Mr. Colby has reached the climax of his blogging and it is all down hill from here
Go Sox.
And pants. And shirts.
Do you think if we called him Pants he’d put some on? It’s worth a try.