This Explains Everything…

May 20, 2008 | 2 Comments

Top 10 Excuses for Where I’ve Been

  • 10. I just wanted to drive Peter Buknatski crazy.
  • 9. I forgot my password.
  • 8. I became a Cat Power groupie.
  • 7. I was blissfully sidetracked by horse chores.
  • 6. My new puppy ate my keyboard.
  • 5. I took a job with the Pollina campaign.
  • 4. I became exhausted trying to find Vermont Milk Co. products.
  • 3. I was trying to find Jerry Lewis so he could begin a telethon for the unpaid Vermont Milk Co. farmers.
  • 2. After reading Green Mountain Daily, I realized blogging is a waste of time.
  • 1. I just needed a fucking break.

Oh yeah, one more thing: I’m not running for anything. Instead, I’m running FROM politics. Stay tuned.