This Explains Everything…
May 20, 2008 | 2 Comments
Top 10 Excuses for Where I’ve Been
- 10. I just wanted to drive Peter Buknatski crazy.
- 9. I forgot my password.
- 8. I became a Cat Power groupie.
- 7. I was blissfully sidetracked by horse chores.
- 6. My new puppy ate my keyboard.
- 5. I took a job with the Pollina campaign.
- 4. I became exhausted trying to find Vermont Milk Co. products.
- 3. I was trying to find Jerry Lewis so he could begin a telethon for the unpaid Vermont Milk Co. farmers.
- 2. After reading Green Mountain Daily, I realized blogging is a waste of time.
- 1. I just needed a fucking break.
Oh yeah, one more thing: I’m not running for anything. Instead, I’m running FROM politics. Stay tuned.


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